The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Nature attunes children to receive the coded messages that parents issue how to live a joyful and virtuous life.

To hide away from the world whose loveless heart has gone astrayand its inhabitants what could be a safer place than my imagination?

If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.

I was a little doubtful about the propriety of going to the Mammoth Cave without a gentleman escort, but if two ladies travel alone they must have the courage of men.

O month when they who love must love and wed.

If you hear something you like, and you're halfway like the public, chances are they'll like it too.

Jazz is one of the best things that you can find in your life, it can always be your friend.

Words are like planets, each with its own gravitational pull.

Not only did I win the fight, but I won something that's more than a fight could ever give me and that is gaining back a family.

There’s always someone who knows something.