The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

FAITH, is all i have, and all i need,

Our real power in life comes from our true thinking!

I only believe in fire. Life. Fire. Being myself on fire I set others on fire. Never death. Fire and life.

It's always been my belief that the victory of Islam will never take place until a Muslim state is established.. in the heart of the Islamic world.

When digital culture first came along, it was supposed to create more time, by allowing us to shift time around. Somehow instead we've strapped devices to ourselves that ping us all the time.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that the space between people who are trying their best to understand each other is hallowed ground.

I went to school with a guy named Truxton. He and I played football together, and he knocked me out once because he's bigger and strong than I am.

Use different basketball offensive alignments to cause confusion for the other team.

Wild dogs? Or just Clayton? -Nick Sorrentino (Bitten)

Being a public servant, this is a serious job, not like a boxer, you're entertaining people.