The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.

... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

Shun darkness and evil vices for they that embrace them wear off with time!

Speech, so a wise old Frenchman said to me once, is an invention of man's to prevent him from thinking. It is also an infallible means of discovering that which he wishes to hide.

For good work to develop the technology needs to become as stable and functional as a typewriter.

Time ... advances like the slowest tide, but retreats like the swiftest torrent.

To do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.

My campaign filed the bill back in 2002 in the Democratic legislature, 85% Democratic, they could have prevented any possibility of a split vote.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

The sets were fantastic. The Harry Potter sets are brilliant. You do get transported for a second.

The only thing you must never speak of is your happiness.

I played trumpet for about two weeks. Sixth grade. And I didn't practice. Maybe a little longer than two weeks, but I didn't practice and I was faking it.