The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I think I'm putting out a great product.

Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

I wish for you a goodnight of sleep, sweet dreams, and a smiling morning.

You have to discover the needs of the people you want to minister to

If you can master the opening, you will be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition.

Every light is not the sun.

Men don't make passes at crones with big (rhymes with passes).

Pitching is pitching. I've been doing this since I was eight-years-old, playing in my backyard with my dad. The things that work in Double-A will also work in the majors.

That which offers no resistance, overcomes the hardest substances.

A great gulf, however, has been opened between man's material advance and his social and moral progress, a gulf in which he may one day be lost if it is not closed or narrowed.

World will suffice for me in the future.

Other people's opinions of you are none of your business.