The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts--such is the duty of the artist.

For pilgrims walking...every footfall is doubled, landing at once on the actual road and also on the path of faith.

You can live a lifetime and at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself.

Principles have a way of enduring, as do the few irreducible individuals who maintain allegiance to them.

I'm not a firm believer of "mo' money mo' problems" - I think that's stupid. I think it's that problems are already there that can be exacerbated by more things you don't understand.

From infinite awareness, something comes forward, a sense of infinite awareness and finite awareness. That perception is the birth of a being.

Envy is the reverse side of a coin called vanity - Nobody is ever envious of others who is not first proud of himself.

I really don't like when things are all polished and perfect - the perfect love story and the hair is perfect.

If I wasn't involved in this hip-hop sh*t, I'd probably be breakin' the law to eat and feed my family and maintain the lifestyle that I'm used to.

My perception of life is not to ask Francois Hollande, who isn't the father of my children, to support me financially.