The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

...the face has limited space. My mother used to say, if you fill your face with laughing, there will be no more room for crying.

It is sometimes necessary to use unnecessary words like thank you and please just to make life prettier.

Ineffective people live day after day with unused potential.

I accept life unconditionally. ... Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don't set any condition.

If I'm experiencing a different thing every day and seeing a new environment every day, it can create a different mood or different feeling.

There is no such thing as failure; everything is just a stepping stone to a greater lesson or achievement.

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face.

You ought not to be rude to an eagle, when you are only the size of a hobbit, and are up in hid eyrie at night!

There's a big difference between confidence and conceit.

Self-restraint is feeling your oats without sowing them.