The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Great artists need great clients.

When you make a man ashamed, you make him dangerous.

God has never made a mistake. Ever.

The difference is no less real because it is of degree.

Punishment when awarded with due consideration, makes the people devoted to righteousness and to works productive of wealth and enjoyment.

You don't go after poetry, you take what comes. Maybe the gods do it through me but I certainly do a hell of a lot of the work.

The only people who think children are carefree are the ones who've forgotten their own childhood.

History is absolutely my thing.

I take it that didn’t go well. (Cassandra) About like walking into a bear cave covered in honey. (Wulf)

It's become uncool to play other people's songs, and that's absurd. It has got to change. It's the reason why everything's so mediocre.