The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

Watch what people are cynical about and one can often discover what they lack.

We really kind of pioneered a technology here at Fossil Rim where we use ultrasound on both our white rhinos and black rhinos and we can even document pregnancy in animals at about 30 days.

People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now, that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets.

I'm pro-death penalty, but what I have not seen is anybody that would mock someone on death row.

I think of reading a book as no less an experience than travelling or falling in love.

I'd like to go to Brazil I think. Do a little South America trip.

Where the lips are silent the heart has a thousand tongues.

A human soul devoid of longing was a soul deformed, deprived of its highest good, sick unto death.

I get constant reminders from fans who equate that game and my career as one and the same.