The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

Don't make such decisions whose bad results make you look like you are your own enemy.

Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner

The psychological effects of the sun are strange: it had not yet appeared over the horizon and we already felt comforted, just imagining the heat it would bring.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

To me the drawn language is a very revealing language: one can see in a few lines whether a man is really an architect.

Just Remember: The people that say, "your dreams are impossible " have already quit on theirs.

I have a knack of making villainous people a little bit sympathetic, a bit of fun on screen.

Things are in their essence what we choose to make them. A thing is, according to the mode in which one looks at it.

What's the safest thing to be when one is met by a gang of social outcasts in an alley? ...No, another social outcast!

When the rare chance comes, seize it To do the rare deed.