The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.

Don't untie me, " she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself.""Are you trying to tempt me?""Ha-ha.

You have to learn the language of Hamlet.

Today, Academies of Science use their influence around the world in support of human rights.

I drummed in some rock bands. I asked for a drum kit when I was 15 and my parents were kind enough to buy me one and I just started playing with my buddies who played guitar.

The turning point in the life of those who succeed usually comes at the moment of some crisis.

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.

It's important not to indicate. People don't try to show their feelings, they try to hide them.

I don't believe in delivering four times a year and then also delivering things that are not season appropriate.

It definitely could have been a horror story [Valley of Violence], oh my God, if the dog was impossible. So could the horses.