The leading princes are the most servile tools of English despotism. . . . The native princes are the stronghold of the present abominable English system.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

My object in life is to dethrone God and destroy capitalism.

If you can cut the people off from their history, then they can be easily persuaded.

There must be something rotten in the very core of a social system which increases its wealth without diminishing its misery

When the sufferers learn to think, then the thinkers will learn to suffer.

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Accumulation of wealth at one pole is at the same time accumulation of misery, agony of toil, slavery, ignorance, brutality, mental degradation, at the opposite pole

Social reforms are never carried out by the weakness of the strong; but always by the strength of the weak.

Follow your own path, no matter what people say.

The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.

We fight because we fail to understand why really we fight

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck timing and accident.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

There is a war that makes us adore our conquerors and despise ourselves.

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.

A broad and ample road, whose dust is gold, And pavement stars,--as stars to thee appear Seen in the galaxy, that milky way Which nightly as a circling zone thou seest Powder'd with stars.

I know a lot of successful people and none of them are stupid.

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

I wish everyone could wake up with a birdie on your shoulder, reminding them that this could be your last day.