The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

It's okay to be afraid, it means you have something to live for.

Let us take you into a deeper experience, make a moment a lasting conveyable memory. Let us help build your tribe.

What we are probably given is a mixture of truth and untruth. It's anybody's guess as to which part is which and how much there is of each.

Being an actor in movies is a lot about the power of your imagination and making the circumstance real to you so the audience will feel that it's real.

This wasn't a garden,' said Susan presently. 'It was a castle.

Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.

Reason and happiness are like other flowers; they wither when plucked.

You're no help," he told the lime. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special about it at all. It was doing the best it could.

To err on the side of passion is human and right and the only way I'll live.

The world has found lenses on its nose without knowing whom to thank