The left has so corrupted everything it's touched. Even its highest ranking intellectual members are loony.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Comparisons are like rigid fingers—eager to point at a subject but unwilling to grasp it.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

It is one of the oddest things in the world that you can read a page or more and think of something utterly different.

Religion gets its morality from us. We don't get our morality from religion.

Electronic communication is an instantaneous and illusory contact that creates a sense of intimacy without the emotional investment that leads to close friendships.

Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

The American culture especially, and Western culture in general, urges us to not only become the best that we can be, but also win against the competition.

I do always have a wall up. But I feel by doing it, I keep myself safe.