The left has total control over the public education system, all the way up to the university level. It's something they own, and it's going to have to change.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Mind power is my art …… so bring the canvas of your mind closer and I will create a masterpiece.

SUMMERthe cattails swayand the bamboodances gently intothe brightness ofa happy day.

I think after all I found a feature which is incredible and kind of mein or let's say it something which is part of my childhood in the Jack Ketchum Novels and films.

I'm a Harry Potter fan.

Used to be in the old days, only the pulp writers wrote like machines. Now everybody is expected to be literary John Henrys. So in that context someone like me is an anomaly.

I got to work with one of my heroes, Johnny Depp, and to see how he goes about business, which was really inspiring for me at this stage in my career.

Either you write songs or you don't. And if you do write songs like I do, I think there's a natural desire to want to make records.

Anyone who consistently makes you feel bad is not helping you get better.

I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).