The legal profession is notorious for complicating the simples of things.

I have no desire to spend every night of the next few months at balls and soirees or drowning in tea with morning callers.

Authors are sick people.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Trust is the only thing that can help relationships last a lifetime!

My lone desire stands, looking like beauty on a cloud, ripe for my picking, ready for me to ravish and pleasure. Waiting for me to tempt and tease. Satisfy and gratify.

Money is all about opportunity cost. Every time you spend on something, that's something you can't spend on something else.

Now is almost always the better choice. You never know about later.

Mortification of the flesh has been held all the world over as a condition of spiritual progress.

Why are we designed to see the world as supremely beautiful just as we're about to be snuffed? Do rabbits feel the same as the fox teeth bite down on their necks? Is it mercy?

Write like no one's going to read it !

Just because you're down to your last strike, you're not out yet. You can always do more. You'll always have more at-bats to take. That's true in baseball, in rescuing animals, and in life generally.

You gotta fight every day to keep mediocrity at bay.