The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

I smile, loving him for changing with me, for going where my Neglect has taken us, for getting the new me.

There is no jealous man, without a flirtatious woman.

You steal the limelight, you steal the market share

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

When you try rescuing someone and discover they can't be reached, why would you ever throw that back in their face?

And every Master has likewise had the same message: What I am, you are. What I can do, you can do. These things, and more, shall you also do.

Our senses convey that all is not well with the natural world.

Computerization brings about an essential change in the way the worker can know the world and, with it, a crisis of confidence inthe possibility of certain knowledge.