The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

I have a feeling that inside you somewhere,there's somebody nobody knows about

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

There is something more important than logic: imagination

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

Film your murders like love scenes, and film your love scenes like murders.

Mystery is an intellectual process... But suspense is essentially an emotional process.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

It’s a wonder of human behavior: we build our own handcuffs that trap and harm us. We create the myth, and we honor it. We tell the lie, and we believe it.

Mother, what is a Feminist?""A feminist, my daughter, Is any woman now who caresTo think about her own affairsAs men don't think she oughter.

Leaders create a conducive environment for followers to accomplish their respective dreams. True leaders never fall for anything inferior!

I tend to be pessimistic. I want to believe in hope.

Vegetarianism is an act of the imagination. It reflects an ability to imagine alternatives to the texts of meat.

The promises of God are equal to current coin. Therefore, I must act on the promises as I would if I actually had the cash.

What has happened makes the world. Live on the edge, looking.

I'm a knitter. My projects are the ultimate in 'some assembly required.

Reasoning with a drunkard is like Going under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man.

You'll know the green revolution has been won when the word 'green' disappears.