The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

The purpose of all the major religious traditions is not to construct big temples on the outside, but to create temples of goodness and compassion inside, in our hearts.

Our food is transformed from the moment when its sowed, cultured, grown, until its ready to serve.Our desires are likewise.

The two-way street of Total Information Awareness is the road that leads to a more transparent and complete picture of ourselves, our governments, and our world.

Happy thoughts bring happiness, love, and success.

..there are two possible endings to every story.

You—you were like me. You were a child. A normal child. And that was taken from you.”“Does that bother you?”“Well, it certainly makes you harder to hate.

The best parts about writing a show are [its] first, second and 10th anniversaries. Everything else is relative levels of hell.

It's HE-RO," the boy argued. "No," the girl insisted, "it's HER-O.

Number is therefore the most primitive instrument of bringing an unconscious awareness of order into consciousness.

I'm not really a Sundance baby, but they helped me so much I feel I have to acknowledge it.