The less we know the more we suspect

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Everyone is allowed a weakness, even women of the twentieth century.

Which is the right path for man to choose for himself? Whatever is harmonious for the one who does it, and harmonious for mankind.

...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

They say you can take someone who was born in Africa out of the bush but you can't take the bush out of someone born there....

When you accept that failure is a good thing, it can actually be a huge propeller toward success.

You want to believe in leaders, really believe in leaders. You want what they are saying to be truthful, and you want to trust them.

I know that some of the things which happen in these stories are not likely, but sometimes I wonder if they are not possible in some way.

When you act, you really have to give all of yourself, and if you're doing that purely for money, it's not healthy.

Donald Trump's staffing up a pretty traditional, very conservative Republican government, not a populist outsider government, at least not yet.

I’m blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me.