The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

People hate as they love, unreasonably.

I don't see what else you can spend your money on... If you want to own things, art is a pretty good bet.

Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.

Red was smiling back at me. "Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating for the first time in a month." I couldn't deny it. So I didn't.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

That's what happened when my own life crumbled. The people who came into my life bolstered me to take more risks, to be even more true to myself.

I feel that anything is possible in a poem.

I can't sing worth a lick, so I don't know if I would be allowed in the ["The Mickey Mouse Club"].

How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the man that's wise

I think when you are a cool guy but also a hot guy, that makes you even more sexy.