The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Do you eat all of the men in the family? Where do they go? Does this house have a basement?

Everyone can relate to the story of fighting for happiness.

My four years in the Marine Corps left me with an indelible understanding of the value of leadership skills.

The world is beset by many problems, but in my opinion, this hijacking of our brain's reward centers by electronic media is potentially one of the most destructive.

I always want my players to show class, knock'em down, pat on the back, and run back to the huddle.

it is always easier to do nothing than to try a new line of action.

I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

I don't read blogs but occasionally people tell me about what they contain, and I do take questions that come from blogs.

Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.

Nothing harms or destroys us but the wrong use of that liberty of choice which God has entrusted to us.