The lie is different at every level.

The simplicity of life never ceases to amaze me, and the many ways we complicate it blows my mind.

To sensible men every day is a day of reckoning.

But I don't do the diet thing anymore. I'm a big believer in feeding your body what it needs. Deny yourself something and you're going to end up shoving your face full of it.

The Democrats are as much a part of the war machine as the Republicans. We can't let Democrats get off the hook because they're Democrats.

You will begin to see your life as an opportunity to share the special gift you alone can bestow upon the world.

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.

Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.

Be yourself & you can be anything.

What annoyances are more painful than those of which we cannot complain?

Spending on oneself does not boost wellbeing. However, spending money on others does -- and it appears to be as important to people's happiness as the total amount of money they make.