The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Becoming God’s reflection first in our private life and walking before God creates a wonderful platform for us to be eligible to change a whole nation for God

I’ve seen and done things that will give you nightmares, but only you, Julia, only you have the power to bring me to my knees.

The argument holds no water at all, not even a thimbleful.

My work stops at publication. If the books don't contain in themselves their reasons for being - questions and answers - it means I was wrong to have them published.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

You do not mess with the special investigators.

I have never seen the day when I was discouraged, as I could always see glorious blessings ahead.

You know, they say in France that translation is like a woman: she is either beautiful or faithful.

Public money ought to be touched with the most scrupulous consciousness of honor.

I do believe that the original sources of all religions should be taught, because with that we will find our similarities, not just our differences.