The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

just show a little humility. If you know your weaknesses you will not be enslaved by them.

Problem with an old friend who is too busy: he always perceives you as if never changed.

I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, believe it or not.

The owl and the pussycat went to sea, / In a beautiful pea green boat. / They took some honey, and plenty of money, / Wrapped up in a five pound note.

There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.

It is the theory of all modern civilized governments that they protect and foster the liberty of the citizen; it is the practice of all of them to limit its exercise, and sometimes very narrowly.

Communication is the key to education, understanding and peace.

Charm is a product of the unexpected.

Hope' wins over 'Experience' every time.

You need to eat what's local. So that's what I'm trying to do - just be as close to nature as possible.