The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

Mozart combined high formality and playfulness that delights as no other composition in any other medium does.

People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

The legendary yet factual Curtis Wilkie has been the right man in the right place at an uncanny number of extraordinary times.

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

Freedom rings bells to wake us from the comfort of beautiful dreams and empower the efforts that turn them into reality.

The fact to which we have got to cling, as to a lifebelt, is that it is possible to be a normal decent person and yet be fully alive.

Be careful with the man jewelry. A little goes a long way.

He who forsakes his own community and joins another perishes as the king who embraces an unrighteous path.

By paying our other debts, we are equal with all mankind; but in refusing to pay a debt of revenge, we are superior.

Sitting around idly contemplating doesn't produce much. In work you can discipline your attention, forget about your misery.

How very awkward places we do choose in which to propose to one another!' remarked Mr. Beaumaris

She needs someone who will be everything for her: her friend, her boyfriend, her confidant, her lover and sometimes even her enemy.

Traditional investment vehicles such as IRAs, CDs, stocks and bonds do have their place, but for the rich, they are used more as temporary storage facilities rather than life-long homes.

In Hollywood, 'under development' means 'all I have is the title.'