The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Peace, though beloved of our Lord, is a cardinal virtue only if your neighbors share your conscience.

No one will recognize you unless you had done a thing.

Imagine a world where unbelievers were critical of what we believed but envious of how well we treated one another.

When you become fully responisble for your life, you can become fully human; once you become human, you may discover what it mens to be a warrior.

If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay.

All my days have I grown up among the Sages and I have found naught better for a man than silence.

Women in Korean myths disappear after giving birth. The reason they were born is to produce sons.

Climbing is not a battle with the elements, nor against the law of gravity. It's a battle against oneself.

Of course the entire planet Earth consists of magma under us, and only the very inner-core is different.

Christ bears with the saints' imperfections; well may the saints one with another.