The longest Day hath an Eueninge.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

The peace of the man who has foresworn the use of the bullet seems to me not quite peace but a canting impotence.

One had to take some action against fear when once it laid hold of one.

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

Art is a Verb, not a Noun.

Physical circumstance will not cause happiness. Or if it does, there is the fear of loss. Now you are a slave to it. You have become bound to it.

God, freedom, and immortality are untenable in the light of pure reason.

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.

We all need a daily checkup from the neck up to avoid stinkin' thinkin' which ultimately leads to hardening of the attitudes.