The longest way round is the shortest way home

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If your beliefs are not useful to you, or they are not bringing you peace and abundance, update them!

My heart starts to pound as he gets closer and closer to the stands, never taking his eyes off me.

Be batty, be traditional, and be proud.

When things begin accelerating wildly out of control, sometimes patience is the only answer. Press pause.

Praying the sinners prayer does not heal you. It saves you

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The story of the betrayal of Jesus by Judas gave a moral and religious rationale to anti-Jewish sentiment, and that's what made it persistent and vicious.

It makes me sad, the way human beings talk smack. It's why I don't like irony. People are too gleeful to put some teeth into something.

A true man hates no one.

He gets through too late who goes too fast.