The lost glove is happy.

Dear Jesus, do something.

All religions are based on obsolete terminology.

A thousand years ago five minutes wereEqual to forty ounces of fine sand.Outstare the stars. Infinite foretime andInfinite aftertime: above your headThey close like giant wings, and you are dead.

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Coordinating thereEvents and objects with remote eventsAnd vanished objects. Making ornamentsOf accidents and possibilities.

There is nothing to be gained by being unnecessarily nasty. Violence begets violence.

There's usually a few people who are like, "Say... what would that look like on our channel?" Interest can be expressed without directly expressing interest.

The principle of subordination is the great bond of union and harmony through the universe.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

I have a problem with a lot of men's fragrances because they are very strong. Somebody somewhere thinks that masculine means powerful smells, and I find them overbearing and not very pleasant.

Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change.

James Franco has diligently studied my style for months on end and he should win a Grammy.

I do not envy people who think they have a complete explanation of the world, for the simple reason that they are obviously wrong.

Growing up sometimes forces us to confront the distance between our childhood hope and the truth.

"Then we are living in a place abandoned by God," I said, disheartened. "Have you found any places where God would have felt at home?" William asked me, looking down from his great height.