The love song I wrote that day... I got embarrassed and never sang it for her.Oh yeah... I'll sing it to her when I go home.I'll go home.I'll hurry home.

The world is drowning in weirdness and lies......and here we are, so used to it that we're actually bored!

... back then the sky seemed so vast. And now the sky above me... is low, and narrow, and heavy.

Nothing's going to change if you're just thinking about it. No matter how much you worry about someone else's problems.... you can't fix it for them.

Anyway, I think the two of you should be free to do whatever you want right now. When you're young, you think the only way to happiness is the hard road... but it's actually much simpler than that.

It is wise to know God.

Life is all Love, unless you are with right people.

Do not go by my humble beginnings. Be wary of my enormous vision.

Coincidences are like unicorns.you can believe in them all you want, but that doesn't make them real

Genius is both the sail and the wind

In nonfiction, you have that limitation, that constraint, of telling the truth.

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.

I just wrote what I felt like writing since they seemed to sell.

You know I had rather be laughed at than not to be noticed at all.

What millions died that Caesar might be great!