The lovers of the world are the ones who matter. Forget the rest. Jesus was a lover. He doesn't hate anyone.

Live for the lovers, not the haters!

Don't think for one minute that you are any less worthy of love and peace and harmony just because of all the hate spewed by human devils. Because that is what those haters are, you know, devils!

Well, Ben says you have to be married to get a girl pregnant. And me and Cindy are not married, so she couldn't get pregnant, see?

I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.

Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back.

This guy was beyond lucky. He was Midas with a better attorney, or the owner of a Monkey’s Paw version 2.0, or Richard Cory on Prozac.

I never want to feel that I'm playing it safe.

You had to grow up sometime. The fellows who grew early, they were in jeopardy. They became the cops and the crooks, and the crooks became the gangsters. The crooks became the Al Capones.

Flattery is an ensnaring quality, and leaves a very dangerous impression. It swells a man's imagination, entertains his vanity, and drives him to a doting upon his own person.

Besides, REAL computers have a rename system call.

I can make music, but I can't play it. I read somewhere that Grieg couldn't play his A-minor piano concerts very well, but he could write. My role was to compose things, but not really play it.

He who made all men hath made the truths necessary to human happiness obvious to all. Our forefathers opened the Bible to all.

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

The prophet's mantle, ere his flight began, Dropt on the world--a sacred gift to man.

It is fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions