The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

God wants us to be leaders in all levels of society and to be in charge of the society

We again bear the cost of those who enjoyed their whole life while we were struggling.

My men like satyrs grazing on the lawns, / Shall with their goat-feet dance an antic hay.

The age of automobiles and aeroplanes cannot express itself in the same manner as did the age of the diligence.

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.

There's a connection between the advances that are made in technology and the sense of primitive fear people develop in response to it.

What's the point of having great knowledge and keeping them all to yourself?

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Money's an instrument. The Bible says money answereth all things.