The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

God is aware of the hypocrisy in the hearts of men

I am longing for you in life and in deathAs the moon is longing for night and life is longing for breath

I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?

You can create opportunity out of importunity.You can create prosperity out of adversity.U can create something out of nothing

There is only the constant knowledge and enjoyment of the Heart, moment to moment, through the instant of all conditions of appearance and disappearance. Of this I am perfectly certain. I am That.

While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again.

So the dubbed conceit Played nursery of cheat To clear the I of sleet.

You might not think it now, but if you're one of God's children, you're going to figure it out by the end of your life God is good.

With arms outstretched on the cross. Jesus took holy God in one hand and sinful man with the other and brought the two together.

Books about suicide make lousy gifts.