The magic of fiction lies in deluding reason that it is fiction.

All that was required to measure the planet was a man with a stick and a brain. In other words, couple an intellect with some experimental apparatus and almost anything seems achievable.

A person must be in tune with the light and dark forces of their nature and remain in harmony with the bands of their own multivariate being.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.

Violence begins where knowledge ends.

No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.

I think there's something special and timeless about girls getting ready together.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I never imagined any of the success I am currently experiencing.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.