The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.

The reason to stand up for punctuation is that without it there is no reliable way of communicating meaning.

Punctuation marks are the traffic signals of language: they tell us to slow down, notice this, take a detour, and stop.

There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people when drink has been taken.

Proper punctuation is both the sign and the cause of clear thinking.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We are all sneaks now.

Texting is a supremely secretive medium of communication - it's like passing a note - and this means we should be very careful what we use it for.

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

Living in Hell kept him aware of the possibility of Heaven, and he’d never felt more alive.

and suddenly I am washed over by a wave of happiness for it, for my little story, because it is a place, a home even, and I can go back to it from wherever I am

Giving cancer to laboratory animals has not and will not help us to understand the disease or to treat those persons suffering from it.

It's a strange new world out there and the rules have changed: It's every princess for herself.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

Discipline yourself, so no one else has to.

I lived through crises. September 11 is obviously the biggest one that I've lived through.

Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.

I AM Here Now As This