The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52 even if that makes my sons illegitimate.

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything ... or nothing.

I'm an extinct volcano.

I married beneath me - all women do.

The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.

My vigour vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.

My luck's no greater than yours or any man's. You need only sharpen your eyes to see your luck when it comes, and sharpen your wits to use what falls into your hands.

I've always admired President Chavez for standing up to imperialism and the meddling of the American government in South America.

The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.

Even if masses of people were to burn khadi publicly and say that it is an insane programme, I will declare that those people have gone mad.

Nothing has a letter effect upon children than praise.

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

The National Park Service today exemplifies one of the highest traditions of public service.