The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.

Do you really want to be happy? You can begin by being appreciative of who you are and what you've got.

Sourness and bitterness come from the interfering and unappreciative mind. Life itself, when understood and utilized for what it is, is sweet. That is the message of The Vinegar Tasters.

No matter how useful we may be, sometimes it takes us a while to recognize our own value.

If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

Lots of people talk to animals...Not very many listen though...that's the problem.

I think, therefore I am... confused.

Truth, justice and the American way. The American way is: truth and justice maybe say hello in the hallway, send each other a Christmas card, but that’s about the extent of their relationship.

I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous, so I poke fun at that.

The line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?

The truth is I tried to write for years and I wasn't very good.

... the keynote of government is injustice.

I feel like I've been victimised. It's because of who I am. I've done my time for past mistakes, if it wasn't me there wouldn't be a reaction.

If it's on the Internet, then it's gotta be true.

Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.

I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.