The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Live your life with the will, to understand life.

In losing a friend, she is reminded of all she has lost and all she stands to lose again. There is nothing to be done to make it any easier. We all grieve alone.

If industrialism, with its faster pace of life, has accelerated the family cycle, super-industrialism now threatens to smash it altogether.

India is the one area of the sub-continent where we haven't won since I have been involved with England

Lionel Messi is the most amazing player I have ever seen.

Poetry is nothing but healthy speech.

Loneliness is a kind of prison. [Vincent Van Gogh]

I've always been a deep sleeper; because I come from such a large family - there are 10 kids - I could sleep through anything.

Don't say this is good and that is bad. Drop all discrimination. Accept everything as it is.

I did some writing. I was just taking the kids to school. I did a couple things and we did some tours. It was a lot of downtime.