The main trouble with women is that they will just not put the seat back up again.

Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous.

My horses make very silly faces when I'm preparing their meals.

It is possible to get rich only by being diligent

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play

When other girls were dreaming about love, she dreamt of love too, but in an entirely different context - the ones they took for granted.

Mathematics... is a bit like discovering oil. ... But mathematics has one great advantage over oil, in that no one has yet ... found a way that you can keep using the same oil forever.

I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always somebody saying you can't do it, and those people have to be ignored.

I make every movie and every scene like it could be my last. That's the only way I know how to make cinema that stands on its feet. I have to treat it like that. It has to be life and death stakes.

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me.

The Angels of (Mercy) do not enter a house in which there are pictures (of animals).

What's shaking, chiefy baby?