The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same, but attending equally to everyone’s different needs.

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrest his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly.

What, after all, was the point of civilisation if not the well-being of citizens?

Don't make the mistake of thinking you're Facebook's customer, you're not - you're the product.

As if reasoning were any kind of writing or talking which tends to convince people that some doctrine or measure is true and right.

I started drama in high school.

For an actor, playing one character and transitioning to a completely different one is a dream come true.

When I meet people on airplanes and they find out I'm an economist, they usually ask about stock tips.

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

I was so pleased to be at university to do physics and mathematics.