The male corporate model is built on a mans greater willingness to be a slave of sorts - especially once he has to provide for children.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

The weakness of men is the facade of strength; the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I define power as control over ones life. A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.

I was born in a hospital. I do not want to die in one.

I travel to Jakarta, I see what an important country it is. I've been working with them for a year.

Surely this new age is not a repudiation of, but a fulfillment of, the American dream. What were the machines for, unless to give man a new freedom to choose how he would live?

Our heavenly Father never takes anything from his children unless he means to give them something better.

Weariness, sometimes more than anything else, can bring an end to war.

Zaveck is a tough guy. He has never been knocked down and I love putting people to sleep. Knowing that he has never been knocked down is a true test for me

My whole life has been movies and religion. That's it. Nothing else.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

Dreams cannot be tamed. Dreamers cannot be ruled.

Everything can be satirized.