The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it.

Latina women are proud to be called Mrs. That simply means that we have a family.

All great sci-fi is: Be careful what you wish for.

It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.

All of our political parties are bought and paid for by corporate America, Wall Street, and the wealthy interests. The Republican Party more so, but the Democrats take their share of the loot, too.

The only infallible rule we know is, that the man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

Every day is a fresh beginning; Listen my soul, to the glad refrain, And in spite of old sorrow… and possible pain, Take heart with the day and begin again.

Dancing is like life. The lessons of one are the lessons of the other.

Too many of our prejudices are like pyramids upside down. They rest on tiny, trivial incidents, but they spread upward and outward until they fill our minds.