The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Optimistic curiosity and persistent goal oriented action bring more success than anything else.

I rather choose to go through what will make me humble than to go for what will increase my pride to a level without limit

Walking by yourself in the rain is for college kids who think loneliness makes poets.

To save the seas, we can eat sustainably and be conscious of the seafood we eat.

The idea that you can take smart but inexperienced 25-year-olds who never managed anything and turn them into effective managers via two years of classroom training is ludicrous.

Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

I think I may boast myself to be, with all possible vanity, the most unlearned and uninformed female who ever dared to be an authoress.

It's something I never dreamed I'd be doing, making movies.

I worked with a mime coach. I did weapons training. I did weight training.

I have this whole thing: if you look good, you feel good, and if you feel good, you look good.