The man in liberalism is usually going to be at fault.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

For every disadvantage there is a corresponding advantage.

Art like life is an open secret.

At the last moment she thought, I'm not ready.But she already knew the answer to that.Nobody was ever ready.

Although it might be difficult to believe, each interruption involves a choice.

There is no greatness where there is not simplicity.

I'm a little vague on the details but aren't doughnuts just the most marvellous thing to ever come out of organised religion?

Love happens! I release the desperate need for love, and instead, allow it to find me in the perfect time-space sequence.

Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.

It's time to be with my brother now

Here are the good things about independent films: They do the more interesting, chancy scripts. They're run by love.