The man of thought who will not act is ineffective; the man of action who will not think is dangerous.

There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.

Never forget, the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.

I don't think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic and emotional.

I know you heard what you thought I said, but what I said isn't what I meant.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.

At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Don’t wait for a vacation to enjoy life. Start to enjoy it now, today, wherever you are.

Luck is my middle name, " said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.

Let us not question whether God is there

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

I'm most excited to meet Jon Hamm at the Emmys.

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

I never think of what it's going to be like later. I only think in the present tense. The only time I think backwards is when I have to reissue something.

Man dies but once. My disciples must not be cowards.

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.