The man was more highly strung than Margaret Thatcher on the rag, God rest her.

Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.

I’d practically groped her under the guise of helping her get out a stain, but still, she looked like she found me about as appealing as second-hand underpants.

Sometimes I work so long and so hard that I have no idea what day or time it is. I forget to eat. I don't get ready for the day. I fall asleep on the couch and wake up and get back to work.

The day of parochialism in sports is over. The world is too small for what people like to call 'the good old days.' Fans want the best, wherever they come from.

I do know that for all the artists it's very important to speak in a vernacular that can be understood by everyone.

Mark [Andressen] was more popular than me at the time ... He was like Beyoncé, I was Kelly Rowlings

Let a bill, or law, be read, in the one branch or the other, every one instantly thinks how it will affect his constituents.

Happiness isn't a state, it's a skill. It's the skill of knowing how to take what life throws your way and make the most of it.

Gossip is a very dangerous tool. We should be more wary of the gossiper, and not the gossip they're trying to relay to you.

You train hard and I'll train hard, and may the best man win, and good luck to both of us.

I feel like the second child feels like they have to do everything faster.

I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream and buy my wife a solid gold speed boat.