The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

One who gossips usually carries boredom in one hand and bitterness in the other.

Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

Be bold, free, and truthful.

Only a life of goodness and honesty leaves us feeling spiritually healthy and human.

I don't think I have a sad life. I just talk about all my feelings and emotions.

When a man plants a tree, he plants himself.

I guess I kind of realized that my whole life isn’t one giant press junket. I don’t have to be smiling all the time and always have the perfect answer.

Scatter the clouds that hide The face of heaven, and show Where sweet peace doth abide, Where Truth and Beauty grow.

Everyone has an identity crisis when they are 16 or 17 years old.

Remember to be awesome.