The man who has never been tempted doesn't know how dishonest he is.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Happiness is a spiritual concept and his source is hidden in God

They knew many things but had no idea why. And strangely this made them more, rather than less, certain that they were right.

She wasn’t his kind of woman, and she didn’t want to fall in love with a man who would break her heart like a Dorito.

Sunday morning church service is not an enormous priority spending time with other believers is.

The ancestor of every action is a thought. —Ralph Waldo Emerson

Football isn't necessarily won by the best players. It's won by the team with the best attitude.

Some people consider the way Shakespeare was writing about Ophelia as erotomania-that she was delusional in thinking that Hamlet was in love with her. But I don't think so.

There are improbable things suspended in space, like the earth.

The ongoing migration of persons to the United States in violation of our laws is a serious national problem detrimental to the interests of the United States.

I view great cities as pestilential to the morals, the health, and the liberties of man.