The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

For me I see the world as one big nation, where everyone in it is a citizen, so it is our responsibility to make it better.

Think about love, work with love, give away and live with love.

It's as if our girls don't understand that they can be recognized for other things--their goals, their brains. Not just their bodies.

I may not be free, but I’m not about to surrender the illusion of choice.

- Mr. Berg, Are you an Afrikaner?- Yes-And are you proud of it?-I am not ashamed of it, but I am not proud of it, for in fact I had nothing to do with it.

I think about my films for a long time, maybe years, but I write them in days.

The interests of all Cypriots would be advanced with a bizonal bicommunal federation.

Even if we try to see people in our lives accurately, it is distorted by our own wants and prejudices and experiences.

One does not kill by anger but by laughter.

I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I'm really an emotional person. If I'm that way and the guy isn't that way I just really feel like a jerk.