The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take.

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

The void created by the failure to communicate is soon filled with poison, drivel and misrepresentation.

The Law of Triviality... briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Administrators make work for each other so that they can multiply the number of their subordinates and enhance their prestige.

The vacuum created by a failure to communicate will quickly be filled with rumor, misrepresentations, drivel, and poison.

Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.

Perfection of planned layout is achieved only by institutions on the point of collapse.

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

When any organizational entity expands beyond 21 members, the real power will be in some smaller body.

I wish for you a goodnight of sleep, sweet dreams, and a smiling morning.

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible

And it feels strange, almost sad, to walk through ther empty halls. Each step I take sounds so lonely.

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

I never actually plan sequels. They demand to be done.

Have you ever noticed the Democrats always set the agenda? Whatever the Democrats say they want, that's just what's gonna happen. There's no questioning the policy!

A perfect run has nothing to do with distance. It's when your stride feels comfortable.

The only real help is self-help. Anything else is just designed to get you to the point where you can help yourself.

Sometimes one gets the feeling that life still thinks it's living in Paris in the '30s.

I think it's dangerous to think that you're successful, because then you become complacent.